Our user profiles, who art online,
hallowed be our names.
Thy check-ins done,
thy badges won,
on Earth as they are on FourSquare.
Give us this day our Facebook updates.
And forgive us our overuse of emoticons and exclamation points,
as we forgive those who tag us in old high school photos.
And lead us not into print,
but deliver us from Google, er, evil.
For thine is the Twitter, the blog post, and the lifestream, for ever and ever — at least until the next damn thing comes along.